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Stacy Lewis Wins But Tiger Gets Headlines

I hope all you golf fans were able to watch Stacy Lewis win the LPGA tournament last weekend. It was a great come-from-behind victory with plenty of drama. She is now the #1 women’s golfer in the world. Her success … Continue reading

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Rachel Uchitel is Elin’s Nemesis

Rachel Uchitel must be Elin Nordegren’s worst nightmare. First, she slept with ex-husband Tiger Woods. Now it seems she slept with Elin’s new boyfriend as well. They apparently had a fling while negotiating a business deal. This girl is a … Continue reading

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Tiger Out of the Tour Championship

Looks like Tiger is out of the Fedex Cup race by failing to qualify for the Tour Championship. He showed some signs of his former brilliance but could never keep it going for long. It remains to be seen whether … Continue reading

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Tiger Needs Help to Make the Ryder Cup Team

Tiger is still on the Ryder Cup team although this year he needed to be one of Corey Pavin’s Captain picks. This has been a year of new lows for him and the scrutiny is more intense than ever. He’s … Continue reading

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Best Sex Limericks

This was a funny story about a wife who could not remember just having sex with her husband. Said a wife after sex “who are you? I can’t seem to remember our screw. I’m no longer turned on And my … Continue reading

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Tiger Up to His Neck With More Trouble

When it rains it pours. Tiger was a picture of dejection as he walked off the fairway and out of the Players Championship with a neck problem. I guess we’ll just add this to his list of woes. His fall … Continue reading

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Tiger Starts on the Long Road Back

Tiger came back today with a strong opening round at the Masters. The crowd was polite as to be expected at Augusta. He’s got a long way to go, however, to regain any semblance of the trust he used to … Continue reading

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Jesse James Scandal vs. Tiger Woods

I thought Tiger did a poor job of selecting mistresses but Jesse James has done him one better. A tattooed, divorced, single mom stripper. Not that there’s anything wrong with that per se, but not exactly the makings for a … Continue reading

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Tiger to Come Out of Hiding for The Masters

Tiger’s coming back! Let the media frenzy begin. Now we get to hear everybody’s (and I mean everybody’s) opinion all over again. It’ll be fun to see the paparazzi vs. the old curmudgeons that run the Masters. I’ll put my … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods to Host SNL?

Now here’s a good idea for Tiger Woods…offer to host Saturday Night Live! This would go a long way towards showing us the real Tiger instead of the PR image Tiger. Let’s face it, the PR image Tiger is long … Continue reading

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Brit Hume’s Useless Advice

Here’s good one. Brit Hume, ex-Fox newscaster, is advising Tiger Woods to convert to Christianity and find forgiveness. Why do some religious people become so self-righteous? I think it’s because they’re missing the ‘hypocrisy’ gene. They figure if it’s okay … Continue reading

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Tiger…Tiger…Tiger

This is my last post about Tiger…I promise. It’s just that his antics get more bizarre every day and the limericks just flow forth (you can find more limericks about Tiger over at my golf limerick site). It will be … Continue reading

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Tiger’s ‘Swing’ Has Found Trouble

Didn’t I just say Tiger was golden? Turns out he’s just gold ‘flake’. How did he ever expect to get away with anything when everybody knows who he is? And the girls he was dallying with? What did he think … Continue reading

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Elin Woods Can Swing Too!

I would like to see the replay of that golf swing Elin Woods used to free Tiger. Was her form well balanced with a full follow through? I read it took multiple swings with two clubs. Do they all count … Continue reading

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