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The Horrors Of Paying Rent

Here’s a story about a family who moved into a new house only to find that it’s haunted. Needless to say, the landlord was unconvinced and refused to return any of their monies. The most unusual part to this story … Continue reading

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The Most Unlucky Man In The World

Here’s a guy who just had a very bad day. He accidentally flew his small plane into the airspace where President Obama was being ferried to Air ForceĀ  One. He didn’t realize his mistake until two F16’s appeared outside his … Continue reading

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Florida Man is Daddy Dearest

This is a great story about a man who adopted his girlfriend to help protect his assets from a lawsuit. It’s an unusual move that has thrown a wrench into the proceedings. I’m still not sure about all the legal … Continue reading

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Cracking The Nipple Slip Code

Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions are manna from heaven for photographers. Just add a little black bar over the offending parts andĀ  they’re good as gold. However, not all ‘parts’ are created equal so it helps to know the rules. That’s why … Continue reading

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Airport Security Has An Occasional Perk

These young ladies are having fun! Scampering around France in nothing but their pretty little underwear. I particularly like this one in the airport. I’ve always wanted to see attractive women strip down to almost nothing before going through the … Continue reading

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Tebow and Denver – A Match Made in Heaven

How about those Denver Broncos? Pittsburgh was no match for Tim Tebow and his ‘friends in high places’. Maybe Jesus really does watch football! In the past we only saw his work in the 4th quarter but yesterday he showed … Continue reading

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Herman Cain Will Have That Order To Go

Comedians across the country are mourning the loss of Herman Cain from the GOP Presidential race. He was such a good source of material and virtually handed out parody every time he spoke. You have to wonder how this guy … Continue reading

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Will The Occupy Protest Head To Florida?

The Occupy protest seems to be losing some support especially here on the west coast. Their nebulous demands don’t lend themselves to a quick solution, or for that matter, any solution at all. While they may be a part of … Continue reading

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Terrorists Are Lightweights, China Is The Real Threat

I get frustrated with our overt fear of terrorist attacks. All they’ve ever been able to do is sneak up every ten years and blow up a building or two. Now I don’t like to see that happen and the … Continue reading

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New Cloaking Device Makes Things Invisible

This is a very interesting article about a machine that can create an invisibility cloak using the same science as found in mirages. While the movies usually refer to mirages when someone is lost in the desert, we see them … Continue reading

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OnStar is Off Base

The folks at OnStar have risen to new heights of marketing madness. They track all kinds of data on your car such as performance, location, speed, etc. Problem is, when you unsubscribe to the service, they still track you anyway! … Continue reading

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Avoid Companies That Suck

It’s a tough job market out there. So bad that the Presidents Job’s Bill has a provision to prevent discrimination against the unemployed. A rational person might ask what kind of company institutes this type of policy? Answer: a crappy … Continue reading

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Caught In The Act Of Cop-ulation

Now here is a case of bad luck. Forget for the moment the whole officer-on-duty question and here is a guy whose girlfriend offers him some ‘afternoon delight’ (it had to be a girlfriend because wives don’t have sex on … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Weds What’s-His-Name

Aren’t we all excited about Kim Kardashian’s wedding? Nope…nada…shoot me in the head! She is a classic example of someone who is famous for almost being famous. No discernible skills or talents other than…getting dressed? Her wedding was a glitzy … Continue reading

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Stock Market Train Wreck

Ouch! That is a gross understatement for what’s happening in the Stock Market. In retrospect you can always see the warning signs but that’s just 20-20 hindsight. The market is so emotion driven it’s hard to tell exactly when everyone … Continue reading

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