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Tag Archives: limericks
Caught In The Act Of Cop-ulation
Now here is a case of bad luck. Forget for the moment the whole officer-on-duty question and here is a guy whose girlfriend offers him some ‘afternoon delight’ (it had to be a girlfriend because wives don’t have sex on … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Weds What’s-His-Name
Aren’t we all excited about Kim Kardashian’s wedding? Nope…nada…shoot me in the head! She is a classic example of someone who is famous for almost being famous. No discernible skills or talents other than…getting dressed? Her wedding was a glitzy … Continue reading
Stock Market Train Wreck
Ouch! That is a gross understatement for what’s happening in the Stock Market. In retrospect you can always see the warning signs but that’s just 20-20 hindsight. The market is so emotion driven it’s hard to tell exactly when everyone … Continue reading
The Power of the Boob
It’s been a tough week for humor. Nothing but people getting killed or stupid politicians. But after long hours of searching I’ve finally found a worthy topic…boobs! Special thanks to Denise Richards and her whining about why she regretted her … Continue reading
Rachel Uchitel is Elin’s Nemesis
Rachel Uchitel must be Elin Nordegren’s worst nightmare. First, she slept with ex-husband Tiger Woods. Now it seems she slept with Elin’s new boyfriend as well. They apparently had a fling while negotiating a business deal. This girl is a … Continue reading
Persistent Genital Arousal…Disorder?
I was watching a show last night called ’100 Orgasms a Day’. It was about women who have multiple orgasms throughout the day regardless of the stimulation. Men call that heaven! Strangely, none of the women profiled were super models. … Continue reading
Thomas Levet Needs to Learn How to Celebrate
When Thomas Levet won the French Open golf tournament he literally jumped for joy…into an adjoining lake. Golfers have done this before ( the winner of the women’s Kraft Nabisco Championship always jumps into the pond at #18). However, these … Continue reading
Dutch Girl Accused of Flashing on Her Bike
This poor (but hot) girl was visiting from the Netherlands when an NYPD officer stopped her while riding her bike. He said her outfit was flashing too much skin and distracting motorists. That’s really hard to do in New York … Continue reading
Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Blind AND Stupid
Are you kidding Arnold? You cheated on Maria Shriver for her? Granted it’s 14 years later but still…I don’t think she ever looked good! Now you’ve got two women who will take you to the cleaners and nobody’s on your … Continue reading
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Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, hasta la vista, limericks, maria shriver, terminator
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I Hear New York, I Think Pizza (redux)
I’m off to New York this week so I’ll leave you with this post from last year. I can smell the pizza already! The idea of making a New York style pizza at home is a dream…no…more of a fantasy. … Continue reading
SETI Stops Searching Space to Search for Money
Looks like the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (or SETI) has run into some financial problems. They have shut down a listening station just north of San Francisco until they can raise some more money. I hope they don’t miss ‘the … Continue reading
Conservatives vs. Liberals – It’s All In Your Head
This is an interesting article on some differences in the physical brains of conservatives vs. liberals. According to this research, conservatives have larger amygdalas while liberals have a larger anterior cingulate. So what’s it mean? It means conservatives are better … Continue reading
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Tagged bertrand Russell, brains, conservatives, liberals, limericks
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Latino’s Having The Most Fun In Rhode Island
Rhode Island is seeing flat population growth except for Latino’s who have grown to 12.4% of the population. What’s the reason? It’s the ‘graying’ of the white population vs. the much younger Latinos. Demographics might sound like a good scientific … Continue reading
Love is Blind and Sometimes Stupid
In the latest news from the ‘stupid criminals’ department comes a man who stole a $12000 diamond ring to give to his long time girlfriend. She was so excited she posted pictures of it on Facebook. A friend of the … Continue reading
Sex, Sheep and BYU
A BYU basketball player was suspended for violating the school honor code by having pre-marital sex with his girlfriend. I suppose the school assumes that promising not to have sex builds moral character. What’s the purpose of an honor code … Continue reading
