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Caught In The Act Of Cop-ulation

Now here is a case of bad luck. Forget for the moment the whole officer-on-duty question and here is a guy whose girlfriend offers him some ‘afternoon delight’ (it had to be a girlfriend because wives don’t have sex on … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Weds What’s-His-Name

Aren’t we all excited about Kim Kardashian’s wedding? Nope…nada…shoot me in the head! She is a classic example of someone who is famous for almost being famous. No discernible skills or talents other than…getting dressed? Her wedding was a glitzy … Continue reading

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Stock Market Train Wreck

Ouch! That is a gross understatement for what’s happening in the Stock Market. In retrospect you can always see the warning signs but that’s just 20-20 hindsight. The market is so emotion driven it’s hard to tell exactly when everyone … Continue reading

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The Power of the Boob

It’s been a tough week for humor. Nothing but people getting killed or stupid politicians. But after long hours of searching I’ve finally found a worthy topic…boobs! Special thanks to Denise Richards and her whining about why she regretted her … Continue reading

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Rachel Uchitel is Elin’s Nemesis

Rachel Uchitel must be Elin Nordegren’s worst nightmare. First, she slept with ex-husband Tiger Woods. Now it seems she slept with Elin’s new boyfriend as well. They apparently had a fling while negotiating a business deal. This girl is a … Continue reading

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Persistent Genital Arousal…Disorder?

I was watching a show last night called ’100 Orgasms a Day’. It was about women who have multiple orgasms throughout the day regardless of the stimulation. Men call that heaven! Strangely, none of the women profiled were super models. … Continue reading

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Thomas Levet Needs to Learn How to Celebrate

When Thomas Levet won the French Open golf tournament he literally jumped for joy…into an adjoining lake. Golfers have done this before ( the winner of the women’s Kraft Nabisco Championship always jumps into the pond at #18). However, these … Continue reading

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Dutch Girl Accused of Flashing on Her Bike

This poor (but hot) girl was visiting from the Netherlands when an NYPD officer stopped her while riding her bike. He said her outfit was flashing too much skin and distracting motorists. That’s really hard to do in New York … Continue reading

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Blind AND Stupid

Are you kidding Arnold? You cheated on Maria Shriver for her? Granted it’s 14 years later but still…I don’t think she ever looked good!  Now you’ve got two women who will take you to the cleaners and nobody’s on your … Continue reading

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I Hear New York, I Think Pizza (redux)

I’m off to New York this week so I’ll leave you with this post from last year. I can smell the pizza already! The idea of making a New York style pizza at home is a dream…no…more of a fantasy. … Continue reading

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SETI Stops Searching Space to Search for Money

Looks like the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (or SETI) has run into some financial problems. They have shut down a listening station just north of San Francisco until they can raise some more money. I hope they don’t miss ‘the … Continue reading

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Conservatives vs. Liberals – It’s All In Your Head

This is an interesting article on some differences in the physical brains of conservatives vs. liberals. According to this research, conservatives have larger amygdalas while liberals have a larger anterior cingulate. So what’s it mean? It means conservatives are better … Continue reading

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Latino’s Having The Most Fun In Rhode Island

Rhode Island is seeing flat population growth except for Latino’s who have grown to 12.4% of the population. What’s the reason? It’s the ‘graying’ of the white population vs. the much younger Latinos. Demographics might sound like a good scientific … Continue reading

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Love is Blind and Sometimes Stupid

In the latest news from the ‘stupid criminals’ department comes a man who stole a $12000 diamond ring to give to his long time girlfriend.  She was so excited she posted pictures of it on Facebook. A friend of the … Continue reading

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Sex, Sheep and BYU

A BYU basketball player was suspended for violating the school honor code by having pre-marital sex with his girlfriend. I suppose the school assumes that promising not to have sex builds moral character. What’s the purpose of an honor code … Continue reading

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