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- The Most Unlucky Man In The World
- Gay Marriage Kicks Conservative Butts
- Florida Man is Daddy Dearest
- Florida Finally Gets Politics Right
- Cracking The Nipple Slip Code
- Airport Security Has An Occasional Perk
- The Gift That Keeps On Giving
- Tebow and Denver – A Match Made in Heaven
- How Not To Get A Monkey Off Your Back
- Happy New Year
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The Most Unlucky Man In The World
Here’s a guy who just had a very bad day. He accidentally flew his small plane into the airspace where President Obama was being ferried to Air Force One. He didn’t realize his mistake until two F16′s appeared outside his … Continue reading
Florida Man is Daddy Dearest
This is a great story about a man who adopted his girlfriend to help protect his assets from a lawsuit. It’s an unusual move that has thrown a wrench into the proceedings. I’m still not sure about all the legal … Continue reading
Cracking The Nipple Slip Code
Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions are manna from heaven for photographers. Just add a little black bar over the offending parts and they’re good as gold. However, not all ‘parts’ are created equal so it helps to know the rules. That’s why … Continue reading
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Tagged butt crack, limericks, Natalie Portman, nipple slip, panties, Paris Hilton
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Airport Security Has An Occasional Perk
These young ladies are having fun! Scampering around France in nothing but their pretty little underwear. I particularly like this one in the airport. I’ve always wanted to see attractive women strip down to almost nothing before going through the … Continue reading
Tebow and Denver – A Match Made in Heaven
How about those Denver Broncos? Pittsburgh was no match for Tim Tebow and his ‘friends in high places’. Maybe Jesus really does watch football! In the past we only saw his work in the 4th quarter but yesterday he showed … Continue reading
Happy New Year
New Years Eve is coming up fast. Time to get out your new calendar…oh yeah…and prepare to party! I’ve never been a big fan of this day. The parties are too big or too commercial and you end up saying … Continue reading
Herman Cain Will Have That Order To Go
Comedians across the country are mourning the loss of Herman Cain from the GOP Presidential race. He was such a good source of material and virtually handed out parody every time he spoke. You have to wonder how this guy … Continue reading
Time For Thanksgiving
Time to take a pause from all the trials and tribulations of everyday life and spend some time with family and friends. There is no better way to do this then over a good meal. ‘Breaking bread’ has always been … Continue reading
Will The Occupy Protest Head To Florida?
The Occupy protest seems to be losing some support especially here on the west coast. Their nebulous demands don’t lend themselves to a quick solution, or for that matter, any solution at all. While they may be a part of … Continue reading
Terrorists Are Lightweights, China Is The Real Threat
I get frustrated with our overt fear of terrorist attacks. All they’ve ever been able to do is sneak up every ten years and blow up a building or two. Now I don’t like to see that happen and the … Continue reading
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Tagged china, computer virus, cyber attacks, cyberspace, limericks, terrorists
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Halloween And Zombies Were Made For Each Other
I’ve been trying to watch the new zombie show ‘Walking Dead’ on AMC. It’s pretty realistic as far as zombie movies go but the pace is a little slow (kind of like the zombies themselves). Too much character development. I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged Halloween, Hallows eve, limericks, sexy witch, Walking Dead, zombies
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New Cloaking Device Makes Things Invisible
This is a very interesting article about a machine that can create an invisibility cloak using the same science as found in mirages. While the movies usually refer to mirages when someone is lost in the desert, we see them … Continue reading
OnStar is Off Base
The folks at OnStar have risen to new heights of marketing madness. They track all kinds of data on your car such as performance, location, speed, etc. Problem is, when you unsubscribe to the service, they still track you anyway! … Continue reading
Avoid Companies That Suck
It’s a tough job market out there. So bad that the Presidents Job’s Bill has a provision to prevent discrimination against the unemployed. A rational person might ask what kind of company institutes this type of policy? Answer: a crappy … Continue reading
Caught In The Act Of Cop-ulation
Now here is a case of bad luck. Forget for the moment the whole officer-on-duty question and here is a guy whose girlfriend offers him some ‘afternoon delight’ (it had to be a girlfriend because wives don’t have sex on … Continue reading
