Tag Archives: Limerick Poems

Ocean Floor For Sale

Let’s face it, North Carolina is about 20 years behind the rest of the nation. I’ve been there often and can attest to this truth. They are one of many states (mostly red) that elevate ignorance to a revered pinnacle. … Continue reading

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Facebook Goes Splat!

Everyone’s heard by now about Facebook’s flop in the stock market. I’m not sure what’s worse, the inside information handed out to preferred clients before the IPO or the botched execution that still has not accounted for all the shares. … Continue reading

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Does North Carolina Have Penis Envy?

North Carolina is the latest state to take on gay marriage. I still cannot understand why this is such a big issue. There is something about sex that drives people nuts.   Some seem to think all of our problems can … Continue reading

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China Shows World It’s Blind Spot

Here’s a great story about a Chinese activist who escaped his house arrest and took refuge in the U.S. Embassy. Chen Guangcheng’s  crime was exposing forced abortions in China. Unfortunately, Chinese authorities will punish his relatives because that’s what they … Continue reading

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Another Black Eye for Apple

I continue to ask why people do business with Apple. They are hell-bent to extract as much money from your pocket as they possibly can…legal or otherwise. The Justice department has now formally accused Apple of price-fixing with several major … Continue reading

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Jet Blue Has A Special Effect On Employees

Here is a scary story. A pilot for Jet Blue started acting erratic in the cockpit, flipping switches and otherwise ‘flipping out’. The co-pilot had the presence of mind to get him out of the cockpit and locked the door … Continue reading

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Evolution of the GOP

A new study has the genes of gorillas and apes as closer to man then previously thought. That explains a lot of chest thumping, particularly with the current crop of GOP candidates for President. In apes it’s all a bluff … Continue reading

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Santorum Giving God Heartburn

Thankfully, Rick Santorum looks to be out of the GOP race. Not because he’d ever win the Presidency but because every time I read about him “I want to throw up” (in his own words).  The guy is another religious … Continue reading

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Afghanistan is Done

Afghanistan deserves to be a shit-hole. Thousands of years of civilization and the best they can do is riot in the streets because someone burned their ‘holy’ book. They’re irrational, ignorant, corrupt and not worth the blood of our soldiers. … Continue reading

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Gay Marriage Kicks Conservative Butts

An appeals court strikes down the California ban on gay marriages…as it should. I still can’t fathom why this is such a big issue. Who cares if gay people want to be married? It harms nobody and is not likely … Continue reading

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Florida Finally Gets Politics Right

Sometimes, not often, we’ll see Conservative’s demonstrate some common sense. Florida’s rejection of Newt Gingrich is one of those times. I don’t have enough adjectives to describe why he’s inappropriate for ANY public office. Unfortunately for the GOP, they’re left … Continue reading

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

What some guys will do for love is astounding…and sometimes painful. A young Iranian man decided to send his lover a message she could read over and over again. He would even deliver it right to her (ahem) doorstep. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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How Not To Get A Monkey Off Your Back

Banana-Sam, the missing squirrel monkey, has been returned to the San Francisco zoo. He was kidnapped? two nights ago and a reward was posted for his return. A man walked into the police station and told officers he spotted the … Continue reading

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The War In Iraq: A Sad Piece Of American History

The War in Iraq has officially been ended…whatever that means. We still have troops, bases and commitments that will continue to drain our resources and treasury. This war can only be described as an unmitigated disaster…or in the words of … Continue reading

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MythBusters Bust Up a House

MythBusters was in town recently and caused quite a commotion. Seems a shot from a Civil War era cannon skipped thru the protective barricades and barreled through a neighborhood. It hit a driveway, crashed through the front door, exited the … Continue reading

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