Tag Archives: Limerick Poems

More Christmas Limericks

Here are some more Christmas limericks in keeping with the holiday season. Fun for the whole family, except maybe the last one. Enjoy! It’s the time of the year reindeer dread Pulling hard on that big, heavy sled. Just once … Continue reading

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Modern Day Christmas Limericks

Even Santa Clause and the folks at the North Pole are not immune from the issues of the day. Here are some of the everyday things Santa has to deal with…in limericks of course! Santa is soon on his way … Continue reading

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Latest Batch of Christmas Limericks

Here is my latest batch of Christmas limericks.  Hope you enjoy! The retailers are hoping to see The rush of a late shopping spree ‘Cause their best Christmas joys Are not Santa’s toys But a bottom line fatter than he. … Continue reading

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Christmas Limericks

Today I offer up something a little different. Here are some limericks using lines from famous Christmas carols or poems. Happy holidays and enjoy! The North Pole is bustle and noise As Santa and those he employs, Prepare for the … Continue reading

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Big Brother is Watching and Reading

If you think there is any privacy left in the digital age…think again. That latest example is how the FBI (and even the IRS) are freely and legally reading your emails. You might think they’d need a warrant but, with … Continue reading

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Where Is This ‘Shower’ of Meteors?

Last night I tried to watch the Lyrid Meteor shower. I never have much luck with these. It’s hard enough to get up before dawn then I look up and rarely see any meteors. After ten minutes I’m back in … Continue reading

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Lance Armstrong For Congress

Here I thought nobody could ever unseat Tiger Woods for lying and betrayal, then along comes Lance Armstrong. He has taken lying and deceit to a new level. Not only did he deny ever taking performance enhancing drugs but he … Continue reading

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Hurrican Sandy Sees Pork Fly

Our politicians are a sleazy, disgusting lot of money grubbing liars and hypocrites. I’m referring to both Democrats and Republicans. The latest example is the relief bill to help the victims of hurricane Sandy. Politicians from all over the country … Continue reading

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Egypt Continues To Fight The Good Fight

Egypt is going through some difficult growing pains. It seems whenever a group gets a taste of power, they’re reluctant to let it go or even share.  The new President recently tried to exempt all his decisions from Judicial review … Continue reading

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Hostess Twinkie Has Died Of Natural Causes

Hostess is declaring bankruptcy…again. Let’s all give a collective yawn and a hearty so what. And what about the rush on the Hostess stores? Are there not enough other snacks to take their place? Are Twinkies just that good? I … Continue reading

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The IMF Are Financial Super Heroes

The world’s finance leaders all met…again…on Saturday to address Europe’s debt troubles. The result of this high-powered, greatest financial minds, super-confab was (drum roll please)…a checklist! That’s right…a checklist. All we need to do now is check off the items … Continue reading

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Replacement Refs? How About Replacement Owners

While the NFL keeps trying to put a positive spin on the replacement referees, the rest of us are not buying it. The games are changing quickly, and not for the better, as players and teams learn how easy it’s … Continue reading

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Kate’s Breasts Loom Large In Publishing Dispute

Poor William and Kate. Those pesky paparazzi are everywhere! Now that the whole world has seen her topless pictures (or at least those of us who care), they are trying to sue the various publishers.  “I want them jailed,” William … Continue reading

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Farewell the Olympics

I loved watching the Olympics these past couple of weeks. The competition between countries via their athletes is a testament to sportsmanship and fair play (badminton notwithstanding).  It’s impossible not to be affected by the sheer joy of victory on … Continue reading

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The Olympic ‘Hookup’ Games

Here is a good article on the behind the scenes activity in the Olympic village where the athletes stay during the competitions. These are mostly young people at the peak of their physical prowess with pent-up desires after years of … Continue reading

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