Tag Archives: Limerick Poems

Gay Marriage Kicks Conservative Butts

An appeals court strikes down the California ban on gay marriages…as it should. I still can’t fathom why this is such a big issue. Who cares if gay people want to be married? It harms nobody and is not likely … Continue reading

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Florida Finally Gets Politics Right

Sometimes, not often, we’ll see Conservative’s demonstrate some common sense. Florida’s rejection of Newt Gingrich is one of those times. I don’t have enough adjectives to describe why he’s inappropriate for ANY public office. Unfortunately for the GOP, they’re left … Continue reading

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

What some guys will do for love is astounding…and sometimes painful. A young Iranian man decided to send his lover a message she could read over and over again. He would even deliver it right to her (ahem) doorstep. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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How Not To Get A Monkey Off Your Back

Banana-Sam, the missing squirrel monkey, has been returned to the San Francisco zoo. He was kidnapped? two nights ago and a reward was posted for his return. A man walked into the police station and told officers he spotted the … Continue reading

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The War In Iraq: A Sad Piece Of American History

The War in Iraq has officially been ended…whatever that means. We still have troops, bases and commitments that will continue to drain our resources and treasury. This war can only be described as an unmitigated disaster…or in the words of … Continue reading

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MythBusters Bust Up a House

MythBusters was in town recently and caused quite a commotion. Seems a shot from a Civil War era cannon skipped thru the protective barricades and barreled through a neighborhood. It hit a driveway, crashed through the front door, exited the … Continue reading

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A Stock Market Rally By Any Other Name

The Stock Market is on a tear the last few days with another hollow promise from our fearless leaders. A group of Central Bankers have indicated they will act swiftly if things start going to sh*t. I don’t know whether … Continue reading

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Super Committee is Super-fluous

No one seemed to overly concerned about the failure of the ‘super’ committee to address the growing budget deficit. This was a sham before it even got started. Each side picked their loyal henchmen who huffed and puffed until time … Continue reading

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Black Friday Keeps Getting Darker

Another Black Friday has come and gone with only a couple of murders and some pepper spray. All in the name of a few bucks off an Xbox, Wii or some other non-essential electronic gadget. It’s consumerism run amuck. Eventually, … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow Plays On A Wing And A Prayer

You can’t help but be amazed by the recent success of Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos (disclaimer: I’ve been a Denver fan since I was ‘knee high to a duck’). That doesn’t mean I drank the Tebow kool-aid. Watching … Continue reading

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German Bankers Not So Smart After All

The Germans are squirming now! Their banks are the ones who loaned the most money to Greece. So much for German banking prowess. It takes two to make a bad loan, an overstretched borrower and a greedy lender. Greece should … Continue reading

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Argentina Adds Steam to Dancing With The Stars

The Argentinians really know how to dance! Being the home of the Tango, it must be in their blood. Combine that with the passion of Latin lovers and you get the Argentine version of ‘Dancing With The Stars’. They put … Continue reading

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Does God Know About Somalia?

Why isn’t God in Somalia? They’ve been beaten down, impoverished, starved, shot, macheted and now blown up. If any country deserves some help, this is it. Of course it will never happen. God is a perennial no show. Which begs … Continue reading

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The Tea Party Apparently Likes Fruit

The Tea Partiers have been real quiet lately. Their call to shrink government only seems to surface when it’s something that doesn’t directly affect them. Not a surprise given most of them accept Medicare or Social Security payments. That’s why … Continue reading

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This is One Cool (and Hot) Kat

Bad news in Hollywood relationship land. Kat Von D and Jesse James have broken up again. This one may be final. We’ll know for sure when she covers that tattoo of his name (if we can even tell!). I have … Continue reading

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