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- Does North Carolina Have Penis Envy?
- China Shows World It’s Blind Spot
- The Horrors Of Paying Rent
- Another Black Eye for Apple
- Jet Blue Has A Special Effect On Employees
- Evolution of the GOP
- Santorum Giving God Heartburn
- Afghanistan is Done
- The Most Unlucky Man In The World
- Gay Marriage Kicks Conservative Butts
Tag Archives: Limerick Poems
Does North Carolina Have Penis Envy?
North Carolina is the latest state to take on gay marriage. I still cannot understand why this is such a big issue. There is something about sex that drives people nuts. Some seem to think all of our problems can … Continue reading
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Tagged gay marriage, ignorance, Limerick Poems, North Carolina, vagina
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China Shows World It’s Blind Spot
Here’s a great story about a Chinese activist who escaped his house arrest and took refuge in the U.S. Embassy. Chen Guangcheng’s crime was exposing forced abortions in China. Unfortunately, Chinese authorities will punish his relatives because that’s what they … Continue reading
Jet Blue Has A Special Effect On Employees
Here is a scary story. A pilot for Jet Blue started acting erratic in the cockpit, flipping switches and otherwise ‘flipping out’. The co-pilot had the presence of mind to get him out of the cockpit and locked the door … Continue reading
Evolution of the GOP
A new study has the genes of gorillas and apes as closer to man then previously thought. That explains a lot of chest thumping, particularly with the current crop of GOP candidates for President. In apes it’s all a bluff … Continue reading
Santorum Giving God Heartburn
Thankfully, Rick Santorum looks to be out of the GOP race. Not because he’d ever win the Presidency but because every time I read about him “I want to throw up” (in his own words). The guy is another religious … Continue reading
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Tagged conservatives, god, Limerick Poems, republican party, Rick Santorum
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Afghanistan is Done
Afghanistan deserves to be a shit-hole. Thousands of years of civilization and the best they can do is riot in the streets because someone burned their ‘holy’ book. They’re irrational, ignorant, corrupt and not worth the blood of our soldiers. … Continue reading
Gay Marriage Kicks Conservative Butts
An appeals court strikes down the California ban on gay marriages…as it should. I still can’t fathom why this is such a big issue. Who cares if gay people want to be married? It harms nobody and is not likely … Continue reading
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Tagged conservatives, gay marriage, gays and lesbians, Limerick Poems, religion
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Florida Finally Gets Politics Right
Sometimes, not often, we’ll see Conservative’s demonstrate some common sense. Florida’s rejection of Newt Gingrich is one of those times. I don’t have enough adjectives to describe why he’s inappropriate for ANY public office. Unfortunately for the GOP, they’re left … Continue reading
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
What some guys will do for love is astounding…and sometimes painful. A young Iranian man decided to send his lover a message she could read over and over again. He would even deliver it right to her (ahem) doorstep. Unfortunately, … Continue reading
How Not To Get A Monkey Off Your Back
Banana-Sam, the missing squirrel monkey, has been returned to the San Francisco zoo. He was kidnapped? two nights ago and a reward was posted for his return. A man walked into the police station and told officers he spotted the … Continue reading
The War In Iraq: A Sad Piece Of American History
The War in Iraq has officially been ended…whatever that means. We still have troops, bases and commitments that will continue to drain our resources and treasury. This war can only be described as an unmitigated disaster…or in the words of … Continue reading
MythBusters Bust Up a House
MythBusters was in town recently and caused quite a commotion. Seems a shot from a Civil War era cannon skipped thru the protective barricades and barreled through a neighborhood. It hit a driveway, crashed through the front door, exited the … Continue reading
A Stock Market Rally By Any Other Name
The Stock Market is on a tear the last few days with another hollow promise from our fearless leaders. A group of Central Bankers have indicated they will act swiftly if things start going to sh*t. I don’t know whether … Continue reading
Super Committee is Super-fluous
No one seemed to overly concerned about the failure of the ‘super’ committee to address the growing budget deficit. This was a sham before it even got started. Each side picked their loyal henchmen who huffed and puffed until time … Continue reading
