Today is one of the worst days of the year…tax day! All that hard earned money gets paid into the government and the great redistribution begins again. Here are some of my favorite tax quotes (and, of course, a limerick).
“You don’t pay taxes, they take taxes.”
– Chris Rock
“The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.”
– Paula Poundstone
When there’s a single thief, it’s robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation.
Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.
I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS?”
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
Taxes: Of life’s two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
Pothinus: “Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?”
Caesar: “My friend, taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.”
– George Bernard Shaw, “Caesar and Cleopatra”
Today is the day that the axes
Fall heavy and hard on the back-es
Of regular folk
Who can’t shake the yolk
Of paying their government taxes.