Events
Filed under: Limerick Poems — @ 7:30 pm
Limericks about current events.
- Iran No Fan of Paul the Octopus
- To Russia With Love
- Three Cups of Tea or Three Blind Mice?
- Greed is an Impediment to Learning
- Where is James Bond When You Need Him
- Handgun Ban Shot Down
- Open Season on Japanese Whalers (and World Cup Soccer)
- The General is Shooting His Mouth Off
- Sue if by Land, Screwed if by Sea
- Rambo in Pakistan
- A New Export for Indonesia
- Sunscreen May Make it Worse
- Phoenix Doesn't Find Aliens on Mars
- National Limerick Day...Belated
- Gulf Spill Changes Lexicon
- Are Space Aliens Friendly?
- Tea Party or Sarah in Wonderland?
- Kid Finds Two Million Year Old Fossil
- Apple Out Shines the Pope
- Hold Onto Your Wallet, Here Comes the iPad.
- Rube Goldberg on Life
- Monkey Business at the TSA
- Enraged Pope Sends Letter
- The Seeds of a Dispute
- Is the Bloom Box Ready to Bloom?
- How to NOT Solve a Problem With a Bulldozer
- Shuttle Endeavour Lands in the Dark
- School District Flunks Civics
- Wellpoint Misses the Point
- A Muslim Surprise package
- It's an iPad
- Supreme Court Says Follow the Money
- The Times They are a Charging
- Bush Arrives to Save Haiti
- Radical Clerics are the Problem
- When Will Japan Stop Whaling?
- Brit Hume's Useless Advice
- Soldiers Knocked-Up, Get Knocked Down
- Facebook Facing Off Again
- A Shortage of Bad Bankers?
- Jenny Sanford vs. Elin Woods
- Just War or 'Just' War?
- GPS - Government Permitted Spying
- There's Good Money Spying on Customers
- Hacked E-Mails Cool Global Warming
- Skipping Black Friday
- Galileo's Latest Discovery
- Playboy at Tails End
- Who Brought the Compass?
- Coke Dealing Doctors
- Forgetable Sex
- ACLU to the Rescue
- Mafia Boss Plays Chicken
- Bay Bridge is Falling Down
- www.PilotsGoneWild.com
- The Reality of Rio
- Religious Rumble
- Let the Balloon Go
- Somalia Pirates Turn a Blind Eye
- Dildos Ban Dildos
- WHO Talks Flu
- Kudos for Brazil
- So Cui Bono - Who Benefits?
- Mackenzie Phillips - How to Sell Your Book
- Trump Says Hello,Goodbye to Gadhafi
- The Middle East is Hopeless
- Poland's Pissed
- Google Meets Pinky and the Brain
- New T-Rex Skeleton
- Steve Jobs is Back
- Ghost Fleet in Singapore
- Afghanistan Election
- California's Burning
Limericks about lifestyle and living.
- Facebook Sells More Than Your Face
- Nissan Recalling the Cube for Being 'Square'
- The Most Popular Browser Button?
- Just Blowin' Smoke
- Why Law Schools Lack Integrity
- Viagra for Women, A Dream Come True
- Cool New 'Almost' Hoverboard
- I Hear New York, I Think Pizza
- Customer Service vs. Testicular Rearrangement
- Shoes Never Looked This Good
- Mothers Day
- Hell-a-Cool Helicam
- Happy Meals Make Kids Too Happy
- Give Me Liberty or Give Me Salt
- Obesity's in the Eye of the Sandwich Holder
- Take a Whif of Chocolate
- It's The People That Count
- The AMA Declares War on Pizza
- Walk Softly but Parry with Your Walking Stick
- Women, Wine and Weight Loss
- Who Doesn't Love Drunk Irish Girls
- Do You Know You've Just Had Sex?
- Bibles for Porn
- Size Always Matters
- Scientists Won't Take This Sitting Down
- Religion Gets Older But No Wiser
- City in China is all Strung Up
- One day at a Time
- Hydrogen Powered Mercedes
- Cannibis College Gives Out High Grades
- Lost in the Land of DMOZ
- The OEDILF
- Why Are Newspapers Losing Money?
- Run For Your Life
- Boobs on Base
- Get it 'Amped' Up
