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Christmas Greetings

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:00:04 +0000

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I’ll be taking off next week then back in January. Enjoy your holidays!

More Christmas Limericks

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:00:21 +0000

Here are some more Christmas limericks in keeping with the holiday season. Fun for the whole family, except maybe the last one. Enjoy!

It’s the time of the year reindeer dread
Pulling hard on that big, heavy sled.
Just once they all pine
Fedex ‘em this time
And let us spend Christmas in bed.

Some elves have been working so hard
That the back of their hands become scarred.
But not a whine you will hear
When the big man is near
As they hold him in such high regard.

Mrs. Claus has a role, don’t you know,
Making cutouts and rolling the dough.
‘Cause the elves on their breaks
Need cookies and cakes.
Without carbs they are clumsy and slow.

When NORADs alert goes to high
They know Santa’s sleigh’s in the sky.
There’s ne’r been a trace
Of trouble, but in case,
A Fighter escort’s on standby.

One Christmas I had such a scare
Spying Santa and Mom in our chair.
She seemed to be probing
As he was disrobing.
She’ll not find our presents down there!

Christmas Limericks

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:00:41 +0000

Today I offer up something a little different. Here are some limericks using lines from famous Christmas carols or poems. Happy holidays and enjoy!

We’re wishing you all Christmas joy As Santa and those he employs, Prepare for the day By loading the sleigh, With gifts for the good girls and boys.	The children are filled with delight, Because Santa’s about to take flight. “Merry Christmas” he said As he flew overhead, “To all and to all a good night”.
Our shopping’s complete with no qualms, To charity, we’ve given our alms. No task left undone, Christmas night has begun. Silent night, holy night, all is calm.	The crisp, night air combining With planets and moon aligning, It’s a wondrous sight. O Holy night, The stars are brightly shining.
The wind thru the trees might blow, But the rustling of leaves sounds below. With a chill in the air It’s time to declare, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.	The work had been done by committee To make all the sidewalks look pretty. Dressed in holiday style They bring out a smile. It’s Christmas time in the city.
It happens this time of the year, We see someone special appear. Keep close watch tonight And you’ll see him in flight, It’s Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer.	The snow is a blanket anew, And the backseat is made just for two. You’re looking divine. It’s the perfect time, For a sleigh ride together with you.
If we wait, we would be remiss In wishing good tidings for this, Holiday of lights And a magical night. We wish you a merry Christmas.	As the Sun slowly works its way down The excitement is felt all around. We’ve waited the whole year Now Christmas is here And Santa Claus is coming to town.

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