Category Archives: Limerick Poems

Even More Christmas Limericks

Here are some new Christmas limericks. The last one is my favorite. The crowd at the mall raised the bar As the biggest this Christmas by far. But would you believe As I started to leave I’d forgotten where I … Continue reading

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Does God Know About Somalia?

Why isn’t God in Somalia? They’ve been beaten down, impoverished, starved, shot, macheted and now blown up. If any country deserves some help, this is it. Of course it will never happen. God is a perennial no show. Which begs … Continue reading

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Mr. Lim Welcomes Michele Bachmann

Here we go into election coverage (already?) and no better place to start than Michele Bachmann. I don’t understand how women can be even more conservative than the men but here she is. Complete with regaling corporations as our saviors, … Continue reading

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Texting and Fountains Don’t Mix

My turn to talk about the lady that walked into the fountain while texting. It’s a hilarious video. We laugh because we can easily see ourselves in a similar situation. Now she’s trying to turn it into a payday as … Continue reading

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Some Days Go From Bad To Worse

Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener pastures. In the process, we end up in trouble…….. And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is … Continue reading

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Best Limerick Limericks

Here are a few limericks as I wax philosophical. The old year will pass with some sorrow And the new year will most likely borrow Much of the same. It’s a calendar game, Not a start or and end but … Continue reading

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Best Apple Bashing Limericks

I love bashing Apple. There is too much zealotry around this company both inside and out. The Apple faithful just love their new toys, You can tell from their pandering noise. With devotees prodigious It’s almost religious. At least they’re … Continue reading

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Best Sex Limericks

This was a funny story about a wife who could not remember just having sex with her husband. Said a wife after sex “who are you? I can’t seem to remember our screw. I’m no longer turned on And my … Continue reading

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Best Weird and Stupid Limericks

Oops! Some Somalia pirates, thought sly, Were caught when their attack went awry. Their target ahead Was French Navy instead. Their patch must have been on the wrong eye. Another Oops when these pilots overran their airport and had to … Continue reading

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Best Religious Limericks

I can’t heap enough scorn on the Catholic Church. The Catholic church as we know Can stage quite an intricate show. Pomp and incense, Doesn’t have to make sense ‘Cause they’re making it up as they go. Believing in God … Continue reading

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Best Lifestyle/Entertainment Limericks

This had to be one of the stupid crimes of the year. A letter for Letterman arrives, With an extortion request inside. Threatening to make news By pandering to prudes, Stupidity and morals collide. Everybody should help save breasts! For … Continue reading

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Best Political Limericks

The finally got Health Care legislation passed but it was looking dicey for awhile. Health Care reform’s in a funk It’s once broad support, now shrunk Voters by far Prefer cash for a car How ironic if it ends with … Continue reading

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Best Business Limericks

I wrote this one back in December…the last time Facebook changed its privacy policies. “We improved it” says Facebook to users, While fending off other accusers. But they’re nothing but tricks For trying to get clicks ‘Cause they’re not making … Continue reading

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Best Sports Limericks

I don’t agree with what Michael Vick did to those dogs but many players have done much worse with little or no punishment. There once was a fellow named Vick Whose legalese wasn’t that slick No billions in fraud He … Continue reading

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