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Category Archives: Lifestyle
Texting and Fountains Don’t Mix
My turn to talk about the lady that walked into the fountain while texting. It’s a hilarious video. We laugh because we can easily see ourselves in a similar situation. Now she’s trying to turn it into a payday as … Continue reading
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Tagged falling in fountain, fountain, limericks, texting
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More Talk About Aliens
These scientists want to establish a worldwide plan for how to address a visit by extra-terrestrials i.e. aliens (note to Arizona: NOT Mexicans). The discussion about aliens always revolves around whether they’ll be curious and helpful explorers…or something more like … Continue reading
Starbucks Meets Charlie the Tuna
This new logo from Starbucks has me a bit confused. They removed the words ‘Starbucks Coffee’ and just show the Siren (Siren? She looks like a mermaid to me). And what is she holding…are they branching out into a new … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlie the Tuna, coffee, limericks, logo, Starbucks
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Communication Breakdown
This is an interesting article on the various forms of verbal and nonverbal communication. It’s eye-opening how much we get from the speakers tone and body language. All of which comes as no surprise if you’ve ever had an e-mail … Continue reading
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Tagged communication, Limerick Poems, nonverbal, paraverbal, sarcasm
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The Pope Shows Some Common Sense
The Pope is finally coming around to reality. As HIV ravages Africa, he finally admitted that condoms may help the problem, not exacerbate it. That’s a big change for the Church. They’re usual mission is to increase their minions by … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgiving
I’m partial to ham myself but this year we’ll be roasting a bird. I hope it’s not one of his relatives. Happy Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving is meant to convey Our thanks with a bountiful day. It’s the briefest of pause Before … Continue reading
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Tagged christmas, Limerick Poems, santa claus, Thanksgiving, turkey
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Hooray for National Unfriend Day
Today (ok…yesterday…close enough) is National Unfriend Day. A day specifically created to remove ‘friend-bloat’ from Facebook. In your zeal to add friends, and friends of friends, and cousins of friends of friends, your list has grown too large to manage. … Continue reading
The Twinkie Diet is For Real!
Now here’s a study we can all support. This researcher went on a diet consisting mostly of snack cakes. He ate one every three hours and mixed in a few vegetables and a vitamin tablet. Lo and behold he started … Continue reading
FDA Prefers Fat People to Smokers
The FDA wants to put graphic pictures on cigarette packs to discourage smoking. Another stupid idea from stupid bureaucrats. Let smokers smoke, let fat people eat and let the brainless get jobs in government. Why don’t we also put pictures … Continue reading
A Pretty Face or a Hot Body?
This study has found that men prefer a hot body over a pretty face when looking for a short term hook-up. While they can’t tell exactly why, they reason it’s because a man’s subconscious is looking for a ‘fertile’ women … Continue reading
God versus Religion
The results of this survey discover that atheists know more about religion than their religious counterparts. I don’t find that surprising. Atheists ask a lot of questions looking for answers. Religious people tend to avoid those same questions instead using … Continue reading
Penny Fetches 170,000,000 Pennies
This guy must really, really like collecting coins because he just paid $1.7 million…for a penny! Granted it’s a very rare penny but that price is still a pretty penny. I’d like to offer a penny for his thoughts but … Continue reading
A New Take on Daddy’s Girl
Seems as though women are looking for a partner who looks like their dad. I hope it’s a younger version of their dad vs. the current balding, middle-aged version. Guys, on the other hand, should be looking at her mother … Continue reading
Conservatives Can’t Get Enough Sex
Sex…sex…sex. Conservatives can’t seem to get enough. From bashing gays to lashing out at masturbation, they’re consumed with the fact that somebody, somewhere is out there enjoying some form of sexual activity. Religion is mostly to blame. Make this life … Continue reading
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Tagged conservatives, gays, Limerick Poems, masturbation, religion, sex
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Woman Faked Cancer for Wedding Gifts
It appears this woman faked cancer to get a bunch of freebies for her wedding. She scored rings, dresses and even a honeymoon in Aruba. Her new husband was also duped and, needless to say, has filed for divorce. No … Continue reading
