Category Archives: Events

Goodbye Gadhafi

With any luck at all we’re finally rid of Moammar Gadhafi. The man looks, acts and was the epitome of an evil dictator. I’m always amazed at how much damage a single individual can do. The challenge now is for … Continue reading

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Stock Market Train Wreck

Ouch! That is a gross understatement for what’s happening in the Stock Market. In retrospect you can always see the warning signs but that’s just 20-20 hindsight. The market is so emotion driven it’s hard to tell exactly when everyone … Continue reading

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Afghanistan – The Armpit of the World

I love to read all the diligent ‘thinking’ that goes on about staying in Afghanistan. This place is the armpit of the world (Somalia would be the asshole). We’ve been stuck there for ten years and spent untold billions of … Continue reading

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Does Mark Zuckerberg Eat Alligator?

Mark Zuckerberg is taking on all the trappings of a young billionaire. He’s starting to get weird. His new ‘personal challenge’ is to eat only what he kills. All that money and that’s the best he can do? This kid … Continue reading

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The Penis Problem

Let’s move away from Arnold Schwarzenegger and on to Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Another powerful man in a position of responsibility who can’t seem to manage his own penis. Where do we find these guys? How do they rise to the top … Continue reading

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Blind AND Stupid

Are you kidding Arnold? You cheated on Maria Shriver for her? Granted it’s 14 years later but still…I don’t think she ever looked good!  Now you’ve got two women who will take you to the cleaners and nobody’s on your … Continue reading

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Bin Laden and Weapons of Mass Destruction?

We all know by now about the porn stash of Osama Bin Laden. Even the most evil villain has ‘needs’ that must be satisfied. This must be the result of the burqas his wives wore. Those things should be outlawed. … Continue reading

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Osama Bin Laden Ends as Shark Bait

They say Osama Bin Laden was buried at sea. I can believe that but I think it took a different form. After all the trouble he’s caused I could understand if the SEALS just decided to end this thing once … Continue reading

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SETI Stops Searching Space to Search for Money

Looks like the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (or SETI) has run into some financial problems. They have shut down a listening station just north of San Francisco until they can raise some more money. I hope they don’t miss ‘the … Continue reading

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Ray LaHood is Gonna Need Some NoDoz

Our Transportation Secretary, Ray LaHood, is a true administrator. Air traffic controllers are nodding off all over the country which is his signal to huff and puff about how he’s “outraged” and going to take tough action. Never mind why … Continue reading

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Qatar In The Dark About The Sun

Qatar will be hosting the World Cup soccer matches in 2022. Their biggest challenge with be the weather…or lack thereof. Given their location in the middle of the desert, you can reasonably expect temperatures reaching 122 degrees F. That’s no … Continue reading

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British Justice is Leaking

The British government has decided to extradite Julian Assange to Sweden despite the fact that he’s not been charged with anything. What makes it most interesting is the number of real slime-balls that are allowed to live in London. We’re … Continue reading

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Miami Porn is New Miami Vice

Here’s a funny story. Some folks made a porn movie at a public park in Miami. This park is really an island that is frequently deserted and often used for late night parties. The officials did not know about the … Continue reading

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IBM’s Watson vs. Health Insurers

It looks like IBM’s Watson, from Jeopardy, is moving on to the health care industry. They want to see if this new processing genius can help doctors get a more accurate diagnosis. That’s all well and good but I have … Continue reading

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It’s Jeopardy My Dear Watson

I hope you’re watching Jeopardy where a new IBM computer named Watson is taking on two of the top champions. It’s a real milestone in computing to have a machine understand and answer complex and subtle questions like those on … Continue reading

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