My name is Mr. Lim and I’m a fan of  limerick poems, but not the old nonsense ones that most of us have heard. My limericks are about the nonsense of real people and real events as they happen. They’re all original, mostly clever (I hope) and sometimes with a bite for those who deserve it….usually politicians.

I try to post often to capture the latest news so stop by for a quick laugh (or at the very least a modest chuckle).  A limerick a day won’t keep the blues away…but it helps.

My limericks are part to critique
And part to dispel the mystique,
Of leadership folk
Whose antics I poke,
‘Cause they’re not really all that unique.

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7 Responses to About

  1. Cliff says:

    Cool and entertaining!

    Thanks for sharing.

    Keep them coming.


  2. says:

    Thanks Cliff!

  3. Possibilities of the limerick form

    In four years I’ve written 460 keepers (excluding song lyrics and other rhyme). I hope you enjoy the samples on this page.


  4. says:

    Nice collection! Kind of hard to navigate. Head over to WordPress.com and build yourself a blog. Very easy to setup and a great way to organize your stuff. No ulterior motives, just friendly advice to another limerick aficionado. Thanks for visiting.

  5. Ove Ofteness says:

    Thank you very much, MrLim.

    I want to check out WordPress.

    Be well!

  6. James says:

    This is a fantastic website you have Mr. Lim; hilarious stuff! Thank you very much!

  7. says:

    Thanks James! Glad you enjoy. You have a great sense of humor.

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