Modern Day Christmas Limericks

Even Santa Clause and the folks at the North Pole are not immune from the issues of the day. Here are some of the everyday things Santa has to deal with…in limericks of course!

Santa is soon on his way
Bringing toys for the kids Christmas day.
Despite all his freight
He’s never been late
‘Cause he never goes thru TSA.

Some call Climate Change a cliche
But Santa knows better than they.
He sees ice receding
And knows he’ll be needing
A set of pontoons for his sleigh.

The Union of Elves did extol
More days off and stockings with coal.
But Santa Claus knows
If production still slows
He’ll outsource it to the South Pole.

I hear Santa has gotten quite mad
At a hacker Elf with his iPad
Who stole all his lists,
WikiLeaks now insists
They’ll publish who’s good and who’s bad.

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5 Responses to Modern Day Christmas Limericks

  1. Gabi says:

    Is there a title and or auother for this Limerick poem?

  2. says:

    Mr. Lim writes all the limericks on this site. I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for reading.

  3. James says:

    That last one is an absolute classic! I’m making a Christmas card for my girlfriend; I’d love to include it!

  4. says:

    Be my guest. Everyone can use my limericks as long as they don’t sell them. Merry Christmas!

  5. James says:

    And Merry Christmas to you to Mr Lim.!

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