Taylor Swift scares me. She has a cold look in her eyes that reminds me of the evil baby-sitters in Lifetime movies. You know the ones, methodically planning to eliminate the wife and steal the husband. Taylor always seems to be cool, calm and in full control of her android like demeanor. That’s why she can’t take a joke from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Whatever the reason, I find her a little creepy.
Celebrities, unlike other folk
Are targets to make fun and poke
So boo hoo Taylor Swift
Who’s reportedly miffed
That her love life’s the butt of a joke.