North Carolina vs. The Nipple

North Carolina politicians are in the news again. Of course, it’s not for anything that resembles good government or even intelligence. This time they have a bug up their ass for the nipple. They want to make it a felony to show a women’s nipple in public. I’ve been to North Carolina and they are 15 to 20 years behind the rest of the nation (except for South Carolina). Good thing they don’t host Mardi Gras!

When dating it’s more than a ripple
To get to third base for a triple
But in North Carolina
Forget the vagina
You can’t even get past the nipple.

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