Lance Armstrong For Congress

Here I thought nobody could ever unseat Tiger Woods for lying and betrayal, then along comes Lance Armstrong. He has taken lying and deceit to a new level. Not only did he deny ever taking performance enhancing drugs but he sued those who accused him. His confession is a joke. So what’s next? He’s mastered the ‘big lie’ and the organization it needs to stay alive so the most logical next step…is politics. GOP here he comes!

We’re hearing an old song and dance
And continue our looking askance
At his doping confession
When our heartfelt expression
Is “shut up and fall on your Lance”.

Lance Armstrong

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