Hostess Twinkie Has Died Of Natural Causes

Hostess is declaring bankruptcy…again. Let’s all give a collective yawn and a hearty so what. And what about the rush on the Hostess stores? Are there not enough other snacks to take their place? Are Twinkies just that good? I find it amusing how people will pine for something when it’s gone even though they haven’t paid attention to it for years. When was the last time you actually ate a Twinkie?  I rest my case.

The demise of the Twinkie has tears
In the eyes of some, but appears
To be whining and bluster
‘Cause they long lost their luster
And most have not had one for years!

Hostess Twinkies

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2 Responses to Hostess Twinkie Has Died Of Natural Causes

  1. Ted Munger says:

    Ode to the Twinkie

    Today I’ve seen the death of the Twinkie,
    And felt it’s life force ooze out on my pinkie
    A flavor that’s the mostess
    How can you do this, Hostess?
    With my last one, I think, I’ll do something kinkie.

  2. says:

    Thanks for not sharing the kinky part ;-)).

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