Poor William and Kate. Those pesky paparazzi are everywhere! Now that the whole world has seen her topless pictures (or at least those of us who care), they are trying to sue the various publishers. “I want them jailed,” William told pals. Sorry dude. Fame has a price and sometimes you just have to ‘pay the piper’. I guess being rich, famous and heir to the to the throne just ain’t what it used to be.
Prince William and Kate came unglued
When their vacation pictures debuted
In a magazine spread,
Now they’re both seeing red
‘Bout sunbathing outside in the nude.
But we learned from the pictures we viewed
There is only one thing to conclude,
And high cultivation
It seems that dear Kate is no prude.