Why does it seem that school boards attract more than their share of conservative dunderheads? Maybe because it’s all about the children (sic). An eastern Pennsylvania school board suspended two students for wearing bracelets supporting breast cancer that read “I heart boobies”. They maintain the word boobies is vulgar. Really? They should look it up in the dictionary like the three judge panel did when they ruled in favor of the students. The word boobies is no more offensive than Hooters! A waste of time and money. Throw these bums out!
A school board in Penn. must be newbies
‘Cause instead of a lookout for doobies
They’re trying to ban
As hard as they can
A bracelet that reads “I heart boobies”.