Thankfully, Rick Santorum looks to be out of the GOP race. Not because he’d ever win the Presidency but because every time I read about him “I want to throw up” (in his own words). The guy is another religious wing-nut trying to appeal to the ‘base’ of ignorant conservatives. Even if I was a conservative (never to happen), I’d disassociate myself from the Republican party simply because of the dumb-ass candidates they put forward. God must be upstairs shaking his head “where did I go wrong”?
Santorum has God on the brain
‘Cause he thinks that’s how to obtain
The GOP nod
But he needs more than God
To revive his now sagging campaign.

I like it. I must admit, however, I kind of miss Santorum. He was great fun to mock via limericks.