This is a great story about a man who adopted his girlfriend to help protect his assets from a lawsuit. It’s an unusual move that has thrown a wrench into the proceedings. I’m still not sure about all the legal mumbo-jumbo but one things for certain…bedtime might be a little different.
A man with a lawsuit to win
Made his girlfriend his daughter and kin,
But since she’s adopted
At night has he opted
To screw her or just tuck her in?