Cracking The Nipple Slip Code

Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions are manna from heaven for photographers. Just add a little black bar over the offending parts and  they’re good as gold. However, not all ‘parts’ are created equal so it helps to know the rules. That’s why I’m here.

While nipples are clearly benign
Their pictures are over the line.
Underwear too
Has it’s pictures taboo
But butt cracks are apparently fine.

Paris Hilton pantiesNatalie Portman nipple slip

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