What some guys will do for love is astounding…and sometimes painful. A young Iranian man decided to send his lover a message she could read over and over again. He would even deliver it right to her (ahem) doorstep. Unfortunately, there were some uncomfortable side effects that put Viagra to shame. There are way too many fools to think only one is born per minute!
A man from Iran thought he knew
The best way to say ‘I love you’,
Turns out he was wrong
And damaged his schlong
When he ordered a penis tattoo.