How about those Denver Broncos? Pittsburgh was no match for Tim Tebow and his ‘friends in high places’. Maybe Jesus really does watch football! In the past we only saw his work in the 4th quarter but yesterday he showed up in the 2nd. Must have been a slow day or maybe…
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Jesus had hoped he could go
Skiing, but where was the snow?
With Tahoe still warmin’
And Utah still Mormon
He ended in Denver with Tebow.
Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em
So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom
His ilk forbids you screw
And would use his fame to
Write the constitution’s post mortem
Not bad…not bad at all!
Player safety the league’s been botching
As a fan one’s conscience needs squashing
When football helmets clang
You can’t help a guilt pang
It wouldn’t happen if we weren’t watching