Now here is a case of bad luck. Forget for the moment the whole officer-on-duty question and here is a guy whose girlfriend offers him some ‘afternoon delight’ (it had to be a girlfriend because wives don’t have sex on cars). They meet out in the desert for a quickie on the hood of her car. Unfortunately, his choice of location is a remote ranch covered with security cameras and owned by a TV news station! What started as a good day took a turn for the worse. Everyone’s whining that he was on duty but there are no laws saying you can’t have sex with your girlfriend on your lunch break. My advice to him is either wear a cape or…
I think he had nary a hunch
That over his shoulders a bunch
Of cameras were viewing
His afternoon screwing,
Maybe next time just take her to lunch.