Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has decided to run for President. I don’t know what’s worse, that he’s decided to run or that some people would actually vote for him. In case you missed it, he led Texans in a ‘day of prayer’ at a local stadium. The country needs him like we need another asshole. You’d think one more wouldn’t make a difference but think George W. Bush. 70% of the current deficit is a result of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Bush tax cuts. He left us in a dark and smelly place. We need more than prayer to get us out.
In Texas where it’s pardner not matey
They think all they do is so weighty.
Like Perry, who thinks he
Is President to be
But the only good Perry is Katy.