Republicans Are Lost In Space

The Republicans have a serious problem and it’s located in the space between their ears. Trying to leverage the Debt Ceiling vote to promote their ideological agenda is arrogant and reckless. It’s ok with them if the country loses as long as their party wins. What we need are real statesmen and what we have are Tea Party boneheads. It has been said we get the government we deserve…nobody deserves this!

Some Reps think it’s time to crash land
The economy while making their stand,
‘Though they might think it sound
And their feet on the ground
They’re leaving their head in the sand.

GOP launches last ounce of common sense into space.

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6 Responses to Republicans Are Lost In Space

  1. Charles Ulysses Feney says:

    Cain Ain’t Able

    A Federal Reserve stooge named Herman
    Tried givin’ American po’folk a sermon
    “If you ain’t rich
    Then you one lazy beotch!”
    He’s about as subtle as General Sherman.

    Now where does Uncle Tom get the nerve
    After steppin’ an’ fetchin’ for the Federal Reserve,
    The biggest thieves on the earth,
    To question anyone’s worth
    When unemployment’s on an exponential curve?

    Herman says “Lift yourself by your laces!
    They’s plenty jobs around for all races!”
    But there’s no factories,
    ‘Cause with Fed subsidies,
    They vanished overseas, without traces!

    But Herman’s Fed prints out trillions for euro banks,
    Then hands the bill to taxpayers, without thanks!
    Man, it’s as good as it can get
    When you’ve got a license to counterfeit,
    And now Herman wants to join the Presidential ranks!

    Cain says he’s a foreign policy man
    Who’ll need an international plan,
    But when put on the spot
    Herman had just one thought:
    It was “Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan”!

    At a press conference, Herman was talking
    About the immigration plan that he’s hawking
    He likes his Mexicans fried
    On his border fence electrified,
    Which the immigrant community found shocking!

    Yes, this former pizza peddler named Cain
    Says God told him to get into the campaign
    With his 9-9-9 tax plan,
    But turn it over and scan
    And the “Mark of the Beast” becomes plain!

    Something about Herman’s new tax plan seems scammy
    Because his V.A.T.’s a middle class double whammy
    But he won’t change his stance,
    And for his next song and dance
    Don’t be shocked if he’s on his knees singin’ “MAMMY!”
    (or perhaps “Alan GreenSpammy!”)

    So if you want to see America thrive
    Instead of just barely survive
    Learn all the facts
    About Cains V.A.T. tax,
    And don’t fall for Herman’s ol’ Shuck n’Jive!

    When Herman’s tax plan is laid on the table
    It’s apparent that it’s a tax increase fable.
    It’s austerity in disguise
    Which Herman vehemently denies,
    But when asked to prove it, CAIN AIN’T ABLE!
    Charles Ulysses Feney

  2. Charles Ulysses Feney says:

    Newt’s Loot

    A presidential candidate named Newt
    Received lots of Feddie Mac loot
    When asked to justify
    This figure so high
    The auditors said it didn’t compute!

    Newt says he gave historic perspective
    About lending practices gone defective
    But we have to laugh
    At a million and a half
    Being paid for Newt’s political invective.

    It shows you what’s wrong with this nation
    Corrupted by the world banking corporation
    Our rulers get bought
    And no one does squat
    About obscene levels of executive compensation.
    Charles Ulysses Feney

  3. Charles Ulysses Feney says:

    Cain / Palin
    The perfect ticket in 2012!
    Cain loves white women, and Palin loves black men!

    Sarah, the info babe, didn’t think twice
    When she had her first chance to entice
    A black basketball star’
    Cause she loved that coal tar
    So she hit it like she was “White on Rice”!

    Now Sarah won’t have to explain
    If she gets on the ticket again
    That her mud-sharkin’ past
    Has paid off at last
    When she gets to serve beneath Herman Cain!
    Charles Ulysses Feney

  4. Charles Ulysses Feney says:

    Herman came out and called it a night
    Claimed the press wasn’t treatin’ him right
    Said his time’s better spent
    Payin ‘the rent
    Of his mistress who’s named Ginger White!

  5. Charles Ulysses Feney says:

    The Slimy Newt

    A spongy neo-con who calls himself Newt
    Has always played the globalist skin flute
    He gets on his knees
    And does what they please
    As he carries their agenda in his chute.

    With women, Newt’s always been a smooth dancer
    “Replace her with an upgrade” is always his answer
    Which caused him, of course
    To present his divorce
    To his first wife as she lay dying of cancer.

    It seems Gingrich didn’t give a hoot
    For his family after he gave ‘em the boot
    He came up completely short
    Never paying child support
    For the entire length of the dispute.

    Next Newt married a girl named Marianne
    Whom he quickly decided to can
    When she got a diagnosis
    Of Multiple Sclerosis
    Which threw a wrench in his political plan!

    At the time Marianne announced she was sick
    Gingrich was boning his aide, Calista Bisek
    Calista played Newts harmonica
    As Newt blasted Clinton for gettin’ a Monica
    ‘Cause hypocrisy has always been Newt’s schtick.
    Charles Ulysses Feney

  6. says:

    You’re on a roll Charles. Love that last line!

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