Rachel Uchitel must be Elin Nordegren’s worst nightmare. First, she slept with ex-husband Tiger Woods. Now it seems she slept with Elin’s new boyfriend as well. They apparently had a fling while negotiating a business deal. This girl is a professional…although at what exactly I don’t know. Regardless, she sure knows how to leverage her assets.
She seems to display quite a knack
With other girls men in the sack.
Her business gets done
While she’s having fun
‘Cause her best deals are made on her back.