When Thomas Levet won the French Open golf tournament he literally jumped for joy…into an adjoining lake. Golfers have done this before ( the winner of the women’s Kraft Nabisco Championship always jumps into the pond at #18). However, these kind of stunts are best left to the younger players. There is a reason you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…the smart ones know their limitations.
Levet was excited to win
But now’s looking back with chagrin
As his jump in the lake
Turned out a mistake
When he ended up breaking his shin!