Mr. Lim Welcomes Michele Bachmann

Here we go into election coverage (already?) and no better place to start than Michele Bachmann. I don’t understand how women can be even more conservative than the men but here she is. Complete with regaling corporations as our saviors, derailing Medicare as the Devil and taking direction from God himself. Sounds like the perfect GOP candidate! I see many limericks in her future so let’s start off with a double-header.

Ms. Bachman talks fast and too loose
And treats the real facts with abuse,
Whatever her plan
She’s a flash in the pan
And soon we’ll be cooking her goose.

Michelle Bachman has entered the race
And early has carved out a space
But her verbal miscues
And fictional views
Show many she’s just a head case.

 

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