This poor (but hot) girl was visiting from the Netherlands when an NYPD officer stopped her while riding her bike. He said her outfit was flashing too much skin and distracting motorists. That’s really hard to do in New York City where EVERYTHING distracts motorists. I think he just wanted to get her number but changed his mind at the last minute because…attractive, leggy blondes are not his type? Or maybe he’s just old fashioned and didn’t want to go Dutch.
Though the bike was her best locomotion
The Cop said she caused a commotion
As her skirt was too short
But his real purport
Was the up and down pedaling motion.