Dating Just Got More Expensive

Here is a new dating site where you pay the girls for going out with you. This is in addition to the drinks, dinner, concert tickets, etc. that you normally pay. It seems more of an ‘appearance fee’ like what they pay Tiger Woods to play in some golf tournaments. Money is paid for just showing up but after that the rules are the same. That means you still need to charm her pants off, so to speak, unlessĀ  more money changes hands in which case calling it a date is the real trick.

The paying of a girl for a date
Requires that you clearly relate,
With partners too few
Your balls are quite blue
And you’ll pay more for reaching home plate.[/caption]

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