We all know by now about the porn stash of Osama Bin Laden. Even the most evil villain has ‘needs’ that must be satisfied. This must be the result of the burqas his wives wore. Those things should be outlawed. If there is one thing that Muslims are afraid of it’s nudity. They’re worse than Catholics. The next time there’s a holy war like the Crusades, we should just send in an army of naked women.
Despite all his reprobation
And feigning a life of privation
Bin Laden was sworn
To using his porn
As a weapon of mass-turbation.
(Thanks go to the Daily Show for that punch line.)