Our Transportation Secretary, Ray LaHood, is a true administrator. Air traffic controllers are nodding off all over the country which is his signal to huff and puff about how he’s “outraged” and going to take tough action. Never mind why it keeps happening or how things got this bad in the first place. He was probably too busy taking lunch. Now he’s “not going to sleep until we can insure safety at all airports”. So here’s an idea….
He donned a look serious and dour
Complete with a wrinkled brow glower,
If Ray LaHood will not sleep
Then his job he can keep
If he gets his ass up in the tower.