In the latest news from the ‘stupid criminals’ department comes a man who stole a $12000 diamond ring to give to his long time girlfriend. She was so excited she posted pictures of it on Facebook. A friend of the victim’s roommate recognized the ring and called police who arrested both the thief and his girlfriend. They say love is blind but in this case it was stupid as well.
Her desire for a ring had assailed
Her boyfriend who promptly availed
To steal it then toast
On her new Facebook post,
Now him and his girl have been jailed.