Sex, Sheep and BYU

A BYU basketball player was suspended for violating the school honor code by having pre-marital sex with his girlfriend. I suppose the school assumes that promising not to have sex builds moral character. What’s the purpose of an honor code that asks you to commit to something pointless? The only requirement for becoming a member of the flock is to become one of the sheep.

The honor code depravation
Had school wide approbation
So are we to assume
When in your own room
There’re no rules against masturbation?


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2 Responses to Sex, Sheep and BYU

  1. cal stone says:

    great poem

  2. says:

    Thanks for reading! A good sense of humor is a terrible thing to waste.

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