Charlie Sheen seems to have a tough time with auto thieves. They keep stealing his car and driving it into ditches and over cliffs. They must be the worlds worst car thieves! He doesn’t even realize when it happens…which probably accounts for why it happens in the first place.
Seems Charlie keeps leaving his keys
In his car which is stolen with ease,
But his excuses confound
When his car is then found
In a ditch or smashed into some trees.