Today (ok…yesterday…close enough) is National Unfriend Day. A day specifically created to remove ‘friend-bloat’ from Facebook. In your zeal to add friends, and friends of friends, and cousins of friends of friends, your list has grown too large to manage. Who really needs 500 friends? Take Jimmy Kimmel’s friend test and discover who your real friends are then give one of the rejects the boot. Just to be safe, make it someone out of state.
In Facebook you can make a new friend
Just by clicking the invite and send.
But what starts all aflutter
Is reduced soon to clutter,
So today you should pick one to end.