The TSA (Transportation Security Administration) does not make me feel any safer on airlines. They always introduce new security checks AFTER someone has been caught. Now they feel the need to check everyone’s underware. What happens when the next terrorist wraps the explosives around his penis? If your ‘package’ is too big, they might think you’re packin’.
The TSA fails to enthuse
With their ‘grope check’ security ruse.
They’re always behind
And lucky to find
A bowling ball stuck with a fuse.