The Military can’t seem to get it’s arms around this whole gay problem. Don’t ask, don’t tell? What’s it all mean? As far as I’m concerned, anybody that’s willing to take a bullet ( or shrapnel from an IED) for our country should be allowed to do so regardless of their sexual orientation. Hopefully, this new ruling will help ‘deflate’ this problem.
The Army would like to prolong
Your service enlistment as long
As you never tell
What causes a swell
And rush of new blood to your schlong.