American Idol is in a mad scramble to try and replace Simon Cowell. To no avail. He is a unique individual and no amount of ‘star power’ will fill that void. Jennifer Lopez is at least nice to look at but Steven Tyler?…he’s scary. The show was getting a bit long in the tooth anyway. Time for something new.
Despite ‘tude and some sass from J. Lo
And Tyler’s background as a pro,
They’re still a debasement
As Simons replacement
So instead I’ll be watching his show.