Sex…sex…sex. Conservatives can’t seem to get enough. From bashing gays to lashing out at masturbation, they’re consumed with the fact that somebody, somewhere is out there enjoying some form of sexual activity. Religion is mostly to blame. Make this life as miserable as possible and Heaven looks better and better. My ideal Heaven would allow for as much sex as you want, therefore, the more sex we have now, the closer we are to Heaven. Works for me.
When it’s sex it causes upheaval
Despite that the urge is primeval.
Defining what’s lewd
Is an ongoing feud
‘Cause our views are still mostly medieval.