Yesterday it was bellies, today it’s chests. The good news is we’re talking about women! It seems some women would prefer to go topless but laws prevent them from doing so. These same laws do not apply to men so that’s where the protests begin. Equal rights for all! Of course, even if a law were passed, there are always unintended consequences. The majority of topless bathers in France are middle-aged women. Not quite what I was envisioning.
The men will wear bras on their chests
And join with a group that contests,
A law that’s unfair
For women who wear
Nothing that covers their breasts.