Paul the octopus of World Cup fame has a new detractor. Iranian President Amadinejad calls Paul a symbol of western decadence. Uuh…ok. Any other ridiculous assertions you’d like to make? How about the one where Iran has ‘free elections’? He should try to “aspire to human perfection”, as he puts it, by pulling his head out of his ass.
The head of Iran has objections
To a cephalopod’s soccer selections.
He’s still mad that it
Says he’s not legit
‘Cause he brazenly rigged his elections.