Looks like BP is sending CEO Tony Hayward to Siberia! Is that better than being fired? If I were him, I’d just prefer your basic ‘golden parachute’ and ride off into the sunset. You never know. Maybe he picked up a thirst for Vodka over the past few months.
The board at BP sees a muff
From Hayward who hasn’t the stuff
To simmer the boil
Over all the spilt oil,
It seems he’s not slippery enough.