Everyone’s all a-flutter over this Anna Chapman whose been arrested as a Russian spy. Why? Because she’s hot! Hot girls can do anything and it never detracts from their hotness…in her case it increases it! She looks straight out of a James Bond movie. If only we could…
Anna Chapman is one sexy spy
Whose espionage work went awry.
We should have used Bond
From over the Pond
And turned her into an ally.