Indonesia’s moving up in the world. They now have their very own celebrity sex tape scandal and, just like over here, the self-righteous moral police are hot on the trail. The only difference is their moral police are real! It’s jail time if they’re found guilty. It all boils down to religion. Religion and sex are like matter and anti-matter. It’s all so utterly ridiculous that the only adequate response is a limerick.
Indonesia’s celebrity tape
Has the righteous with mouths all agape.
But it’s hard to envision
The good Lord’s derision
At the lovers entwining escape.