I Could be a Republican if I just Stop Thinking

Republicans are constantly proposing ‘magical’ ideas to solving our problems vs. more adult solutions. Things like: America is never wrong; you can defeat terrorism with the Army; lower taxes will somehow fix the deficit. It’s almost as if they avoid thinking. It’s easier to grab onto a phrase or colloquialism and apply it whenever the going gets tough. The real problem is their blatant self-interest. Their whole agenda revolves around keeping what they got by maintaining the status quo. Not a good prescription for progress.

Here’s a canny idea so bold
I’m hoping it starts to take hold.
GOP candidates
Must submit their birth dates
To prove that they’re not eight years old.

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