Phoenix Doesn’t Find Aliens on Mars

The Phoenix Mars Lander has finally ended operations after repeated attempts to contact it failed. While it may have discovered evidence of water, no evidence of life was found. Maybe that’s a good thing. We have enough trouble getting along with each other let alone a new race of aliens. They’d probably want to take all our low paying jobs and send their alien children to public schools. Maybe we could build a fence in space?

The Phoenix Mars Lander has ended
A journey ‘cross Mars that was splendid,
And unlike Phoenix here
It seems to appear
No aliens there were offended.

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