The Oil company executives in front of Congress sounded just the Bankers a couple of months ago. It’s never anybody’s fault and they don’t know what happened. Of course, when things are going well they take all the credit and award themselves bonuses. Not a single one of these people deserves to be called a leader. They’re just over paid administrators. In an effort to help streamline these congressional inquiries, I’ve created a limerick that can be recited in response to any and all questions. I’m sure Congress will thank me later.
I’ll admit there’s a function that we
Must have played in the mess that you see.
Though I don’t know the cause
There must have been flaws.
What I do know is it wasn’t me!